boy 2 girl:
tumhari kitni percentage aye?
girl:88 %
boy:abey is pay ro kyun rahe ho itne may to 2 larke pas hojate hai

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain..
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Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaiey

Wo Mard Nahi Hota abba...

Ab to mumkin hi nahi un se mulaqat "WASI"

Ab to urooj pe pahunchi hai us ki zaat "WASI"

Wohi wade hain aur rasmon ki zanjeeren baqi,

Kab badalti hain zamane ki riwayat "WASI"

Ek wo din the k ek doosre ko sochte the hum,

Ab milte nahi dono k khayalat "WASI"

Meri her subha ka aaghaz tere naam se ho,

Teri yadon mein katti meri her ek raat "WASI"

Tum kahan aur mere piyar ka miyar kahan,

Wo kitni saadgi se kar gia ye baat "WASI"

Yun hi tanhai mein ab dil ko saza detay hein,

Naam likhte hein tera likh k mita detay hein,

Jab bhi nakaam mohabbat ka koi zikar karey,

Loog hanste hein mera naam bata detay hein,

Ab khushi ki koi tarkeeb na sojhe,

Ab ye aalam hai k gham hi maza detay hein,

Kiya zarurat hai k detay ho khud ko ye zehmat,

Lao hum khud hi nasheman ko jala detay hein,

Ab tasalli nahi di jati mareez_e_gham ko MOHSIN,

Dekhne waley bhi Marne ki dua detay hein..??

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing

PATHAN.
me tere 64 k 64 dant tor donga.
pas khara ek molvi bola :khan dant to 32 hote hen.
PATHAN: muje patha tha k tu beech me zaroor bole ga tere b mela k bathya he.