Hamari Govt ne pehle Petrol barhaya,

Phir Aata

Chawal

Milk
Yahan tak k Kiraya bhi barha diya.

Ab Govt k samajh main nahi aaraha tha k kya barhaen.

Kaminon ne ek Ghanta barha diya.

A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!

Every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
.
.
Where is Zardari''s clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan...

GOLDEN WORDS..

Bhookey ko khana khilanay se
behtar hai k banda Ghorron ko
Saib ka Murabba khila de..


(Molana Asif Ali Zardari)

Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
FARAZ…!!!




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