Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life.


We should also know
horror,
terror,
suspense,
irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...

A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over
experience.

Marriage is a three ring circus:
(1)an engagement ring,
(2) wedding ring,
(3) and suffering ..